Turntable Tabby Lover Pillows

A cat listening to a record player

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Club DJ.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Arturo Sandoval

Millipede motorist

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

"I knew you'd come!"

"Look, we're invited to little cousin Bobby's Teletubbies party."

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

NYPD Siren Training

'Being a fly on the wall is overrated when all they talk about is Brangelina.'

Another celebrity couple on its way to a high-stakes divorce.

Celebrity Scandal

My Dog Scratch

In Deep Denial

Newspaper

Louis Armstrong

A band falls through a hole in the bandstand.

Cat/devil...

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

Nanki Poo