Telly Addict Pillows

'If reading books is so important, how come you never see people on TELEVISION doing it?'

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

'I'm disappointed. I thought this was a show about Contract Law.'

'Where does this go?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"It cost $699. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous."

'If the 11 o'clock news gives you insomnia, don't watch it.'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

'But I can't go to bed yet, Mom. Kids watch an average of seven hours of TV a day, and I've only watched five and a half hours.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"Sunday night TV programmes are enough to drive people back to church!"

"But you told me to go out and get some fresh air!" (Kid has taken the TV outside.)

'Could you move your chair just a skosh to the right? - We can't see the TV from our hole.'

'It's repetitive strain injury - try using the thumb on your other hand for the television remote.'

'I hate to see the waste their TV privileges.'

Olive Loaf.

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Executioner watching TV.

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

'Do you have a book tht's so bad I can watch TV without feeling guilty?'

'It just so happens that I LIKE shows geared to a 12-year-old mentality!'

'I know lots of people like flat screen TV's - But I prefer a fuller figure!'

'I preferred it before we had high definition television.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Katie Couric is PAID to smile at you!'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

'Tell 'im we don't vote for a Party that don't do anyfink!'

"He's so lazy, if his horse wins I have to jump up and down with glee for him."

Man watching book being read on television.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

Reality TV

'Whoa! What are you doing?' Husband asks wife as she blacks out the TV.