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"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

If nobody had invented graphics

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Watching the football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.