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'Frankly, your only hope is for Jerry Lewis to hold a special telethon.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

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Best before 65 million BC.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Dinosaur Group Think

Rating the Sunset

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Chickenspox

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"Emotional breakdown! Call Oprah!"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.