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Telephone Phobia Conqueror Pillows
Soft and cozy, our pillows feature designs that honor the journey of conquering telephone phobia. Perfect for relaxation and reflection on personal growth.
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.
Automated customer service.
"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'
Pizza Delivery Delays
"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'
'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'
'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Evolution
Houdini 2019
'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'
I told you not to text and spin, Simone.
"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."
'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'
The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'
"Er, no. He's out at the moment."
A frog answers a phone
'Oh, drat. My cell phone battery is dead.'
Telephone Phobia Conqueror Pillows Collection
Telephone Phobia Conqueror Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating those who’ve mastered telephone fears. Find the perfect humorous or motivational design today.
Telephone Phobia Conqueror Prints
Discover prints that celebrate personal victories over telephone anxiety. Stylish and motivational—an encouragement for all who see them.
Telephone Phobia Conqueror T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for telephone phobia conquerors. Witty, inspiring, and comfortable—just like their journey to confidence.