
'My cellphone's driving me crazy, Doc! It's smarter than I am.'
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'My cellphone's driving me crazy, Doc! It's smarter than I am.'
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
Automated customer service.
"Tap anywhere to begin."
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
Pizza Delivery Delays
"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Evolution
The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'
"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'
Houdini 2019
I told you not to text and spin, Simone.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
A frog answers a phone
"Er, no. He's out at the moment."
CAN'T FIND CHARGER
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