Telemarketing Pro Pillows

"Waiting for some customers to call?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"You know, there are other emojis."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

LOOK BHIND U!

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Modern Narcissism

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Cold caller.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Is that a finger?"

"Sell AI"

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'