Telemarketing Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a telemarketing humorist? Explore our selection of playful, creatively inspired items that capture the spirit of cold calls and humorous banter. Perfect for lightening the mood and celebrating their unique job, these gifts are sure to get a chuckle and brighten their workspace. From humorous mugs to witty T-shirts, find something that resonates with their comedy-centric career and love of a good laugh.

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"They're playing 'telemarketer.'" mockup

"They're playing 'telemarketer.'"

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These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year. mockup

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

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'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.' mockup

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

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A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'. mockup

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

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'Can you do anything else?'

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'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.' mockup

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

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"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day." mockup

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

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'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!' mockup

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

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"This is the New York 'Times' Business Poll again, Mr. Landau. Do you feel better or worse about the economy than you did twenty minutes ago?"

"This is the New York 'Times' Business Poll again, Mr. Landau. Do you feel better or worse about the economy than you did twenty minutes ago?" mockup

"This is the New York 'Times' Business Poll again, Mr. Landau. Do you feel better or worse about the economy than you did twenty minutes ago?"

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"I'll have my people call your people." mockup

"I'll have my people call your people."

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Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

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"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone." mockup

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

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'Yes, this is us speaking.'

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"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold." mockup

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

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"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!" mockup

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"

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"Faked by a snake selling rakes." mockup

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

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'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.' mockup

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

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'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.' mockup

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

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Ahab's Last Call.

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"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"

"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?" mockup

"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"

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"You'll have to clarify. Do you want to speak to the head of the household or my dad?"

"You'll have to clarify. Do you want to speak to the head of the household or my dad?" mockup

"You'll have to clarify. Do you want to speak to the head of the household or my dad?"

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"Thank you for calling the unemployment office. No one can take your call right now, because we've all been laid off."

"Thank you for calling the unemployment office. No one can take your call right now, because we've all been laid off." mockup

"Thank you for calling the unemployment office. No one can take your call right now, because we've all been laid off."

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'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.' mockup

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

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Do I have a time to take a quick survey?

Do I have a time to take a quick survey? mockup

Do I have a time to take a quick survey?

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'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.'

'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.' mockup

'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.'

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'That's your misfortune, and none of my own, I'm afraid.'

'That's your misfortune, and none of my own, I'm afraid.' mockup

'That's your misfortune, and none of my own, I'm afraid.'

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'Hello, you're through to the swine flu advice line. How can I help you?'

'Hello, you're through to the swine flu advice line. How can I help you?' mockup

'Hello, you're through to the swine flu advice line. How can I help you?'

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"OMG! You're still there! I'm going to have to out you on hold again while I figure out another way to get rid of you."

"OMG! You're still there! I'm going to have to out you on hold again while I figure out another way to get rid of you." mockup

"OMG! You're still there! I'm going to have to out you on hold again while I figure out another way to get rid of you."

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'My Mom was a call girl - and retired after 20 years at the phone company.'

'My Mom was a call girl - and retired after 20 years at the phone company.' mockup

'My Mom was a call girl - and retired after 20 years at the phone company.'

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"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. If at some point that's no longer true, we will disconnect."

"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. If at some point that's no longer true, we will disconnect." mockup

"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. If at some point that's no longer true, we will disconnect."

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"I'm sorry, you're very faint. Could you pant a bit louder please?"

"I'm sorry, you're very faint. Could you pant a bit louder please?" mockup

"I'm sorry, you're very faint. Could you pant a bit louder please?"

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Telemarketing Humorist Gifts Collection

Telemarketing Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs that are perfect for telemarketers who love a good laugh during their coffee break.

Telemarketing Humorist Pillows

Check out our funny and stylish pillows that add personality and humor to any telemarketer’s home or office space.

Telemarketing Humorist Prints

Browse our humorous prints featuring telemarketing themes—ideal for decorating and adding a personal touch to their workspace or hangout zone.

Telemarketing Humorist T-Shirts

Discover witty T-shirts designed for telemarketing humorists, blending comedy with comfort and style for everyday wear.