Telekinesis Expert Mugs

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

A boy and his spin patrol.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

Bird watching in Bolivia

The Paranormal Society...

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

"Where does it hurt?"

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Center for psychokinetic research.

'It looks right, but actually it's very, very wrong.'

Next time we're expecting a so called epidemic, we'll do nothing, with any luck it'll go some way to compensating for illegal immigration!

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

"Congratulations on becoming a Proctologist...bottoms up!"

"Don't tell me....I never forget a face mask."

'The specialist they sent Humbert to turned out to be a taxidermist.'

Babette began getting mysterious headaches immediately after breaking up with Vincent.

". . . Listen Doctor. . . If I want a second opinion I'll ask Mike Pence!"

"Can you hold?"

'Let me introduce the new wonder commodity, called soap.'