Psychokinesis Aficionado Mugs

Center for psychokinetic research.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Football Crazy strip six

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Plasma Ball

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Jacques Lacan

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'What's wrong with you?'

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

Happy Halloween!

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Bottle tossing