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Center for psychokinetic research.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

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Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

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"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

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"Some Debussy, Igor."

It's an experiment.

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'And this is scraps.'

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"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Happy Halloween!

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

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"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"He would rather die than salivate!"