Telecommuting Trickster Pillows

"I see you've yet to acquire the discipline it takes to work from home."

"I have to go, J.B, emergency on the other line."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I want to work from home!"

"I really got used to working from home."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Communication

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Working from home to-do list.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

In and Out Box

"He was much more effective in the field."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'It might be time to telecommute.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"Hmmm... business park you say."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Barking From Home

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'