Telecommuting Trickster Pillows

Barb's working from home today.

"I see you've yet to acquire the discipline it takes to work from home."

"I have to go, J.B, emergency on the other line."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I want to work from home!"

"I really got used to working from home."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Working from home to-do list.

In and Out Box

Communication

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'It might be time to telecommute.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

From now on, coffee is fifteen dollars an hour.

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Labor-Management Non-Relations