Telecommuting Tactician Pillows

"I hate to disappoint you, but now that I have internet access, I'll be working from home."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I want to work from home!"

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"I really got used to working from home."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Working from home to-do list.

Communication

"He was much more effective in the field."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Safest Airline in The World

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

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"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'It might be time to telecommute.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Labor-Management Non-Relations

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

From now on, coffee is fifteen dollars an hour.