Telecommuting Superstar Pillows

"My boss said I can no longer work from home, so I'm working from yours."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I want to work from home!"

"I really got used to working from home."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Working from home to-do list.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Communication

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

From now on, coffee is fifteen dollars an hour.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

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'It might be time to telecommute.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Labor-Management Non-Relations