Telecommuting Jester Pillows

"He is working from home today."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Bad Interview Technique

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"I really got used to working from home."

"I want to work from home!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Communication

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Working from home to-do list.

"He was much more effective in the field."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

From now on, coffee is fifteen dollars an hour.

Labor-Management Non-Relations

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'It might be time to telecommute.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Barking From Home