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'Mom, when my friends are here, please don't say 'cool' about EVERYTHING!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Teen's Comet

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

Teenage Yoda

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Teen Owl

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'Let's not jump into this.'

'iMac, iPod, iPhone, uWant, uBuy.'

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

Place for text.

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

Reading Dating Books.

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Word up!

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'