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"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Would you like some wings?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

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