Teenager's World Explorer Gifts

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Would you like some wings?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy holidays for kids.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Baby Scientist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Toys