Teenage Hopeful Mugs

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Girl trying to be a woman

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The Fountain of Youth.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Well, if age is just a number, then I'd like thirty-two!"

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

Competitions.