Aspiring Teens Mugs

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

What else is there to wish for?

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

A push in the right direction: 50c.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

Hope

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"