Teenage Fashion Mugs

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

Obnox.com.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'Humph Punks!'

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."