Teenage Fashion Prints

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Obnox.com.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'Humph Punks!'

'I think HE is messing with us.'