Teenage Crush Gifts

"Maybe Baldo and I should talk...alone."

"So where is this leading?"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Up for a joyride, rebellious barnyard teens figure out how to hotwire the truck....

"Let's take out these earbuds and experience something called the world."

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

The fountain of youths.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"