Teenage Crush Gifts

"Maybe Baldo and I should talk...alone."

"So where is this leading?"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Up for a joyride, rebellious barnyard teens figure out how to hotwire the truck....

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

"Let's take out these earbuds and experience something called the world."

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

The fountain of youths.