Teen Crush Gifts

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"He's gone goth"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Playground reputation.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"