Teen Vogue Reader Mugs

"I can't believe the fashion trends at school this year! They're dyeing their hair...painting their nails...and plucking their eyebrows!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

I love coloured tights

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

Reading Dating Books.

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