Teen Technology Observer Pillows

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Call Your Mother- $2.00

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

Trolling on social media

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

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'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

'Humph Punks!'

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

'Dude! Check it out! I just bought your mortgage on Ebay!' When the economy totally crashes.

"You say I need to start using a slower speed?"

Vice President for Obsolescence

Anti Social Distancing.