Teen Space Navigator Pillows

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Save Our Universe

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"I told you to slow down."

"Here is your new planet."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Darren realised that his presentation was going to be shorter than he had planned.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Twig, do you

"I'm hear to apply for the planetary protection officer opening. I brought my own outfit."

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

Pier Pressure

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

"This one should be a pushover. Agent Walt did the ground work years ago."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'