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You're really not going to the dance? Really. Just because someone found out you have a crush on Ryan Beardsley? Just?!! Everyone thinks I'm a pathetic loser. So not true! Most kids don't know who you are! You're picking up this check.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Not...one...drop.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

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'Could I see you after class?'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

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