Teen Social Dynamics Observer Gifts

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

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'Could I see you after class?'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

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