Teen Rite Of Passage Pillows

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Teenage Angst.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

Teenage Shakespeare

Pubertry

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."