Rite Of Passage Pillows

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Dad want's to talk about the birds and the bees/ I guess I'll have to tell him about girls."

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

'I think my Brother must be growing up. He got a jumper for his birthday, and didn't complain!'

"Listen son, I think it's time you learned about the slaps and the tickles."

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

"I've decided we need to spend some quality time together, son. SO I'm taking you along to happy hour."

"Well, Josh, it's time you learnt about the birds and the bees..."

"Remember, son! Always aim high in life..."

Stanley waved goodbye to his inner child.

"The birds and the bees? I'd rather learn about sex."

'Think of it like this, son...boys have a USB stick, and girls have USB port.'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

'Yes, I know it's a classic 1940 half ton, daddy - but it's also a use it to move my daughter into her dorm room classic.'

"Today I found out the Easter Bunny is fake news."

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

Wilfried Zaha

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."