Rites Of Passage Reflector Pillows

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

"Well, Josh, it's time you learnt about the birds and the bees..."

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

Sinner/Devout.

"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

"Mom, how many more years until I reach that awkward age?"

"Those are the facts of life as you see them? That there are no superheroes, Santa Claus isn't real, there is no Giant Bunny who delivers Easter eggs, and the government lies to us?"

'Yeah, getting older stinks. Pretty soon we'll lose that cuteness factor.'

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'