Teen Relative Gifts

"I wish school was more like TV."

Dice Headphones

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Likes: $2.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"How was prom?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

Teen's Comet

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

The end of innocence

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Chippunks

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Mobile Phones