Teen Relationships Gifts

'Spike, meet my dad - he overreacts.'

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

PROBLEM AREAS

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Teenage Angst.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.