Teen Party T-Shirts

"Spin the Noodle"

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Shaken not stirred

Face painting by numbers.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Karataoke

Children's Party

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Big Bang Theory.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Bee costume

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"