Teen Negotiator Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for a teen negotiator? Our collection features witty and inspiring items that highlight their ability to negotiate and persuade. Ideal for teens who love to advocate for themselves or sharpen their negotiation skills, these products blend humor and personality, making any gift memorable and fun. Whether for a birthday, achievement, or just because, find something that celebrates their unique talent for negotiation.

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'Tom, I warned you that the next fight you got into, I was going to apply economic sanctions on your allowance.'

'Tom, I warned you that the next fight you got into, I was going to apply economic sanctions on your allowance.' mockup

'Tom, I warned you that the next fight you got into, I was going to apply economic sanctions on your allowance.'

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'Hostile takeovers don't faze me. I have three teenage kids back home.'

'Hostile takeovers don't faze me. I have three teenage kids back home.' mockup

'Hostile takeovers don't faze me. I have three teenage kids back home.'

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Of course you could always pay me to be cooperative.

Of course you could always pay me to be cooperative. mockup

Of course you could always pay me to be cooperative.

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"I hate talking to my dad about getting a car."

"I hate talking to my dad about getting a car." mockup

"I hate talking to my dad about getting a car."

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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..." mockup

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney." mockup

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

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"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me." mockup

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

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'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.' mockup

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

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'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.' mockup

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

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"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn." mockup

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

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'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.' mockup

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

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'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!' mockup

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

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'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.' mockup

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

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Boy in toy car talking on phone.

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"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!" mockup

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

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"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice." mockup

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

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"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise." mockup

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

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"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up." mockup

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

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