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"Ipod, playstation, trainers,clothes, why couldn't you get me something really useful like condoms?!

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Every class has one. . .

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

"There's something very funny about those two!"