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'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

Hairy Potter

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Pop Culture for Teens

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Tough Teddies