Teen Fiction Prints

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Text Culture

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Tough Teddies

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...