Young Adult Fiction Prints

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Puss in cement boots"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Snow Crime

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"You probably would have gotten away with draining the bank account except for one mistake. . . you signed all the checks with the cat's name."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

Children playing in the street

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Arrest of La Tuta