Teeing With Taste T-Shirts

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

You've Had Enough!

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

All-Day Breakfast

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Ice Cream Flavors

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Tired and Lazy

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"Fore!"

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'I'm with stupi. . . um, I mean my beautiful wife.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

We'll take coffee, tea, soda, whatever. We're into flex fuels.