Tee Time Lawyer Pillows

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Golf lessons

The Amateur Golfer

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What a divot?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Mind if we play through?"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

King of the Swingers.

Golfer couple just married

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"Fore!"

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'