Ted Talks Pillows

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

"Worst TED talk ever"

'One of your problems here, is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence.'

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

'He's got some very odd ideas when it comes to making pay freezes palatable'.

'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"Mother, please!"

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

TOM

"What it is is, life's a b**ch, a bowl of cherries, a treadmill, a rat race, a journey... a metaphor, that's what it is."

"Where am I with you, Roland…above the line or below the line?"

"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

Bar: 6 pm - Discussion Group, 'Can money make you happy?'