Ted Talks Mugs

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

The Walking TED Talk.

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

Today's Sermon: We come into this world with nothing and we leave with nothing. Is there any chance of a bailout?

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

"Worst TED talk ever"

'One of your problems here, is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence.'

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'

"Mother, please!"

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

'He's got some very odd ideas when it comes to making pay freezes palatable'.

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight.

Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

TOM

"Welcome to my TED talk."

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

Father TED Talks: "That would be an ecumenical matter ..."

"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"

"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

Bar: 6 pm - Discussion Group, 'Can money make you happy?'