Ted Talk Skeptic Mugs

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"Worst TED talk ever"

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"Mother, please!"

Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

Small Talk Lounge

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

"Oh no, not another comedy clips with celebs pretending it's funny!"

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

Ahmadinejad in New York.

"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

"Welcome to my TED talk."