Technophobia Comedy Lovers Mugs

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Mom, I need a push.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

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'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

Computer technicians with too little training.

'This thing is airproof, right?'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

401 Error

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

"Just swivel.'

'UGHHHH! I hate these age verifications!'

"So you are responsible for the biggest data piracy in our companys' history - Linda, my own secretary! Step away from the PC, you thieving magpie!"

'We just followed you, you're supposed to have the sat nav system.'

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

Overpriced gumball machine.

"May I offer you some refreshments?"