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"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Mom, I need a push.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

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Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

Computer technicians with too little training.

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

'This thing is airproof, right?'

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

401 Error

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

Continue to follow the yellow brick road

'We just followed you, you're supposed to have the sat nav system.'

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

"So you are responsible for the biggest data piracy in our companys' history - Linda, my own secretary! Step away from the PC, you thieving magpie!"

'UGHHHH! I hate these age verifications!'

Everyone is Talking About Blockchain But No One Does Anything About Knowing What It Actually Is

"May I offer you some refreshments?"

Overpriced gumball machine.