Technophobia Humorist Mugs

'Try the helpline at technophobicoldfart.com.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Colonial Larrysburg.

Chef copy robot

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'It's a snow mobile.'