Technophobe Humor Mugs

"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Tarzan no want computer."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'My backup special...'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

"I'm old! I thought it was the television!"

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"Technology moving too fast."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.

'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.'