Technology Pessimist T-Shirts

Celebrate their tech skepticism with a fun t-shirt—comedian-inspired designs that poke fun at digital overload and the joys of avoiding technology.

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'This is depressing. The dating service couldn't find me a match, and even the B. C. Health Ministry couldn't find anybody interested in my information.'

'This is depressing. The dating service couldn't find me a match, and even the B. C. Health Ministry couldn't find anybody interested in my information.'

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.' mockup

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies. mockup

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS." mockup

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!" mockup

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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I.T. Fear

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'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.' mockup

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

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"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity." mockup

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

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